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Are You ENTP, INFP or Good in Small Doses?
What Your Doctor Really Means When They Tell You Not to Drink on Your Antibiotics
You probably shouldn't...
The Worst Commencement Speech Ever
I know it sounds like I’m saying we’re all faking it until we die. And I am. That’s exactly what I’m saying.
10 Mother's Day Gifts More Thoughtful Than a Bouquet of Flowers
A contract, signed in blood, that you will NOT pursue your passion for improv to a level more seriously than a very, very loose hobby.
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Cute DIY Mason Jars for Bottling Up Internalized Misogyny
The About Me Section On Every Self-Proclaimed "Rising Comic's" Website
X is a rising NYC comic hailing all the way from Des Moines, Iowa! X has been described as 'irreverently niche alt' and 'god-like in her...
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I Punched a Girl in the Face Because She Said She Was More ‘Lady Bird’ Than Me Which Was Pretty ‘Lady Bird’ If You Ask Me (OPINION) I...
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Recipes for “Eating Your Feelings” When You Have None Understanding Trump's Administration: Caucus or Carcass? We're all Dead Inside....
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We Went to Hoo-Ville and it's Totally Gentrified Now
Things I Learned from Sober January
Maybe alcohol never really was the reason my life was such a mess...
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Wow! No One in Office Picks Plain Bagel From Dozen Bagel Assortment For the 100th Time in a Row New Year, New Poo: We Talk to 8 People...
A 10 Year Old's Christmas Wishlist in 2017
Dear Santa, As I am sure you are probably aware, Christmas is coming up sooo soon. I think I’ve been reasonably good this year (except...
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Obstruction of Just-Ass? Did This Giant Potted Plant Purposely Cover Kim K's Butt in This Paparazzi Pic? Cool! Registering as a Sex...
Resignation Letter
If I haven’t made it abundantly clear, I’m kinda a legend on the internet.
The Most Classic Halloween Costumes for 2017
Unanswered Cover Letter: Bleed, sweat, and cry as a public display of your desperation, debt, and likely starvation, in much the same way...
