WANT: I pick up on all your little mannerisms! You're so cute when you scrunch up your nose when you're mad.
REALITY: I saw you banging your head into your wall because Sarah got more likes than you on instagram, you fucking psycho. WANT: I'm so jealous (in a controlled and healthy way) of all the male attention you get. You're clearly the hottest girl in the world. I'm so lucky to have you.
REALITY: Go ahead and fuck Dan from accounting. I hope he knocks you up. And the ba