First Day of Class Introductions at Gallatin School of Individualized Studies
Freshman: "Hi I'm Alisha, with an 's' btw. I'm studying neoliberal cultural theory in post-colonial sub-Saharan Africa, with a concentration in social entrepreneurship in 21st century VR goat fucking. And yes I know that it's day one of college but that's what I'm studying. Also my hobbies include traveling. I speak 3 languages. I intend to take over the debate team and stop climate change. NYC is so cool!" Sophomore: "I'm from Long Island, yuck I know. What else? Oh I'm a so
