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September 26, 2017

"Oh heeeey! I didn't even recognize you!"

“Oh, yeah maybe cuz I have diabetes now.”

“Maura? Oh my god, SO weird to see you on the subway.”

“Yeah...I...ride it sometimes.”

“What?”

“I said I ride it.”

“We should grab a drink one day!”

“When’s good for you? I’m busy.”

“I didn’t e...

September 26, 2017

Freshman: "Hi I'm Alisha, with an 's' btw. I'm studying neoliberal cultural theory in post-colonial sub-Saharan Africa, with a concentration in social entrepreneurship in 21st century VR goat fucking. And yes I know that it's day one of college but that's what I'm stud...

September 26, 2017

Wheat-less alternatives to all your favorite romance-inducing concoctions!

  1. Repeatedly find ways at brunch to bring up how much of a “boys’ girl” you are. No need to explain what this means, but extra points for mentioning you never got along with girls growing up! *...

September 26, 2017

September 26, 2017

IKEA's new Nuclear Shelter Line is Giving Us Allllll the Fallout Feels [PHOTOS]

10 Off-Shore Accounts to Hide Your Pre-Existing Conditions

What to Expect When You're Not Expecting Because You Have Literally No Expectations About Anything Anymore

Eenie Meenie Miny Mooooove...

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