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October 11, 2017

How Many Face Masks Does it Take to Cover Your Social Anxiety? We Find Out

September 26, 2017

Is Everyone Getting Jobs Without Me?

September 26, 2017

WANT: I pick up on all your little mannerisms! You're so cute when you scrunch up your nose when you're mad.
REALITY: I saw you banging your head into your wall because Sarah got more likes than you on instagram, you fucking psycho.


WANT: I'm so jealous (in a controlle...

September 26, 2017

Some bits of wisdom from a girl who's not qualified to give any:

  1. You'll forget the parties, the hookups, the uber rides, and the exams. But you will never forget the drunk meals you made yourself at 4am while your suite mates were asleep. (I'm triggered every time I...

September 26, 2017

"Oh heeeey! I didn't even recognize you!"

“Oh, yeah maybe cuz I have diabetes now.”

“Maura? Oh my god, SO weird to see you on the subway.”

“Yeah...I...ride it sometimes.”

“What?”

“I said I ride it.”

“We should grab a drink one day!”

“When’s good for you? I’m busy.”

“I didn’t e...

September 26, 2017

Wheat-less alternatives to all your favorite romance-inducing concoctions!

  1. Repeatedly find ways at brunch to bring up how much of a “boys’ girl” you are. No need to explain what this means, but extra points for mentioning you never got along with girls growing up! *...

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