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April 4, 2018

We Went to Hoo-Ville and it's Totally Gentrified Now

September 26, 2017

Here are some things you’ve probably heard a very smug and annoying person say, while thinking they are very special and unique for saying it:

"I honestly looove not having wifi. Technology sucks."

"Bernie WOULD have beat Trump. No question."

"I literally have no girl fri...

September 26, 2017

WANT: I pick up on all your little mannerisms! You're so cute when you scrunch up your nose when you're mad.
REALITY: I saw you banging your head into your wall because Sarah got more likes than you on instagram, you fucking psycho.


WANT: I'm so jealous (in a controlle...

September 26, 2017

Some bits of wisdom from a girl who's not qualified to give any:

  1. You'll forget the parties, the hookups, the uber rides, and the exams. But you will never forget the drunk meals you made yourself at 4am while your suite mates were asleep. (I'm triggered every time I...

September 26, 2017

Boy: U shud come over 2nite ;)

Me: Do you have low fodmap (fermentable oligosaccharides, disaccharides, monosaccharide and polyols) friendly foods in your fridge? If not I can bring tums along with a condom.

Boy: What're u wearing ?

Me: My fat pants from 2006 cuz my veggi...

September 26, 2017

Some tips and tricks to distract you for the next 4(to 8) years!

  1. Eat a banana, peel and everything. The texture will confuse you, and you'll begin to realize that peeling a banana is a lot like deskinning a human. It's weird! Why do we do it? This will be sure to ra...

September 26, 2017

"Oh heeeey! I didn't even recognize you!"

“Oh, yeah maybe cuz I have diabetes now.”

“Maura? Oh my god, SO weird to see you on the subway.”

“Yeah...I...ride it sometimes.”

“What?”

“I said I ride it.”

“We should grab a drink one day!”

“When’s good for you? I’m busy.”

“I didn’t e...

September 26, 2017

Freshman: "Hi I'm Alisha, with an 's' btw. I'm studying neoliberal cultural theory in post-colonial sub-Saharan Africa, with a concentration in social entrepreneurship in 21st century VR goat fucking. And yes I know that it's day one of college but that's what I'm stud...

September 26, 2017

Wheat-less alternatives to all your favorite romance-inducing concoctions!

  1. Repeatedly find ways at brunch to bring up how much of a “boys’ girl” you are. No need to explain what this means, but extra points for mentioning you never got along with girls growing up! *...

September 26, 2017

September 26, 2017

IKEA's new Nuclear Shelter Line is Giving Us Allllll the Fallout Feels [PHOTOS]

10 Off-Shore Accounts to Hide Your Pre-Existing Conditions

What to Expect When You're Not Expecting Because You Have Literally No Expectations About Anything Anymore

Eenie Meenie Miny Mooooove...

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