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December 21, 2017

Dear Santa,

As I am sure you are probably aware, Christmas is coming up sooo soon. I think I’ve been reasonably good this year (except for when mommy caught me talking to my 11-year-old pen pal on my private email server), and have quite a few things I’d like to ask for...

October 19, 2017

Unanswered Cover Letter: Bleed, sweat, and cry as a public display of your desperation, debt, and likely starvation, in much the same way that your cover letter is a humiliating display of your exaggerated accomplishments sprinkled with keywords you copied right from t...

October 5, 2017

I’m here to talk to you about some of the big changes happening around our newest office, which will now formally be referred to as “You Won’t Believe What We Did to the Playboy Mansion [PICS]”

September 26, 2017

Wheat-less alternatives to all your favorite romance-inducing concoctions!

  1. Repeatedly find ways at brunch to bring up how much of a “boys’ girl” you are. No need to explain what this means, but extra points for mentioning you never got along with girls growing up! *...

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