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April 4, 2018

We Went to Hoo-Ville and it's Totally Gentrified Now

January 11, 2018

Wow! No One in Office Picks Plain Bagel From Dozen Bagel Assortment For the 100th Time in a Row

New Year, New Poo: We Talk to 8 People Whose New Year Has Come with a Fresh Sense of Purpose And Irregular Bowel Movements

Mark Wahlberg Paid $100 Million to Fart in a Group o...

December 21, 2017

Dear Santa,

As I am sure you are probably aware, Christmas is coming up sooo soon. I think I’ve been reasonably good this year (except for when mommy caught me talking to my 11-year-old pen pal on my private email server), and have quite a few things I’d like to ask for...

December 4, 2017

Obstruction of Just-Ass? Did This Giant Potted Plant Purposely Cover Kim K's Butt in This Paparazzi Pic?

Cool! Registering as a Sex Offender in These 6 States Automatically Enrolls You to Run in a Special Election

Make a Wish Foundation Now Extending its Program to "Amer...

September 26, 2017

Help! I've Fallen and I Was Actually Trying to Die

BREAKING: Steve Bannon allegedly replaces all Sean Spicer's Morning Vitamins with Laxatives to Ensure Minimal Shit Left for Mouth-Spewing

Studio Executive Creates New Team For Women-Driven Content: Literally Just Hot Gir...

September 26, 2017

IKEA's new Nuclear Shelter Line is Giving Us Allllll the Fallout Feels [PHOTOS]

10 Off-Shore Accounts to Hide Your Pre-Existing Conditions

What to Expect When You're Not Expecting Because You Have Literally No Expectations About Anything Anymore

Eenie Meenie Miny Mooooove...

September 26, 2017

"Stationary Unpleasant Woman-Person Head" And Other Fun PC Ways to Refer to Your Resting Bitch Face

9 Moments to Rub Your Belly at the Bodega So that You Can Believably Say Your Eating for Two

ISIS or Icing? We Take A Look at Some Pictures of Cake and Terrorist Recruitin...

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