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June 8, 2018

Are You ENTP, INFP or Good in Small Doses?

April 25, 2018

Cute DIY Mason Jars for Bottling Up Internalized Misogyny

April 6, 2018

X is a rising NYC comic hailing all the way from Des Moines, Iowa!

X has been described as 'irreverently niche alt' and 'god-like in her delivery.' She's performed at Slipping Creek Comedy Festival in Springfield Missouri's sister city, Wyaconda, population: 227. The ci...

April 5, 2018

I Punched a Girl in the Face Because She Said She Was More ‘Lady Bird’ Than Me Which Was Pretty ‘Lady Bird’ If You Ask Me (OPINION)

I Told My Boyfriend My Vagina was HQ Trivia So He’d Start Playing With It

How to Be More Like Zooey Deschanel And Less Like the Weird Girl...

April 4, 2018

Recipes for “Eating Your Feelings” When You Have None

Understanding Trump's Administration: Caucus or Carcass? We're all Dead Inside.

Wine and Cheese Pairings For Recovering Alcoholics That Are Also Dairy Free

Braces that Shoot Venom: The Answer to Men Telling You to Smil...

April 4, 2018

We Went to Hoo-Ville and it's Totally Gentrified Now

January 11, 2018

Wow! No One in Office Picks Plain Bagel From Dozen Bagel Assortment For the 100th Time in a Row

New Year, New Poo: We Talk to 8 People Whose New Year Has Come with a Fresh Sense of Purpose And Irregular Bowel Movements

Mark Wahlberg Paid $100 Million to Fart in a Group o...

December 21, 2017

Dear Santa,

As I am sure you are probably aware, Christmas is coming up sooo soon. I think I’ve been reasonably good this year (except for when mommy caught me talking to my 11-year-old pen pal on my private email server), and have quite a few things I’d like to ask for...

December 4, 2017

Obstruction of Just-Ass? Did This Giant Potted Plant Purposely Cover Kim K's Butt in This Paparazzi Pic?

Cool! Registering as a Sex Offender in These 6 States Automatically Enrolls You to Run in a Special Election

Make a Wish Foundation Now Extending its Program to "Amer...

December 4, 2017

If I haven’t made it abundantly clear, I’m kinda a legend on the internet.

October 19, 2017

Unanswered Cover Letter: Bleed, sweat, and cry as a public display of your desperation, debt, and likely starvation, in much the same way that your cover letter is a humiliating display of your exaggerated accomplishments sprinkled with keywords you copied right from t...

October 11, 2017

How Many Face Masks Does it Take to Cover Your Social Anxiety? We Find Out

October 5, 2017

I’m here to talk to you about some of the big changes happening around our newest office, which will now formally be referred to as “You Won’t Believe What We Did to the Playboy Mansion [PICS]”

September 26, 2017

To Whomever the Fuck it May/May Not Concern

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