Weekly Headlines
IKEA's new Nuclear Shelter Line is Giving Us Allllll the Fallout Feels [PHOTOS]
10 Off-Shore Accounts to Hide Your Pre-Existing Conditions
What to Expect When You're Not Expecting Because You Have Literally No Expectations About Anything Anymore
Eenie Meenie Miny Mooooove Over Women: We're Grabbing You by the Pussies and Not Letting Go When You Holler
OPINION: Can Bomb Shelters Also Double as (Literal and Liberal) Safe Spaces?
Obamacare Repeal Proposal: How to Turn a Blind Eye to the Blind by Blinding Yourself with Blind Selfishness
Hurricanes, Trains, and Automobiles: All Things that Can Kill You Now
The Special K Challenge and Beyond: We Look Back at this Millenniums Most WTF Moments
INVESTIGATIVE REPORT: How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of the Russia Investigation
CONSERVATIVE CORNER: If Betsy DeVos Still Isn't Hot, How Can Global Warming Be Real?
