

A 10 Year Old's Christmas Wishlist in 2017
Dear Santa, As I am sure you are probably aware, Christmas is coming up sooo soon. I think I’ve been reasonably good this year (except for when mommy caught me talking to my 11-year-old pen pal on my private email server), and have quite a few things I’d like to ask for on my Christmas list. Below is said list. Let me know if you need any further clarification. Thanks! Luv ya! ~~~Madison~~~~ Sent from my iPhone Barbie Dream House fully in tact with walk-in closet and nuclear


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Resignation Letter
If I haven’t made it abundantly clear, I’m kinda a legend on the internet.