Weekly Headlines
"Percocet, Molly, Percocet": No, I'm not Singing the Lyrics to "Mask Off," I'm Trying to Tell Someone I Need Help
Stuck in the Past: Girl Can't Stop Writing "2016" on all her Assignment Dates And Telling Everyone About it
We Went to Hoo-Ville and it's Totally Gentrified Now
"Job's a Joke, You're Broke, You Fucking Loser": Friends Theme Song Has a Whole New Meaning for Down-on-their-Luck, Clinically Depressed Millennials
Spotting Astrological Patterns in Your Cellulite and What it Means About Your Less-then Average Personality
"Their, They're, and There": Shut the Fuck up, Erin, Your Comp-Lit Degree Won't Get You Anywhere
*PRODUCT OF THE WEEK* Gentle Gentrification: Like a Laxative, but Creates Movements In Poor Neighborhoods, and by Movements We Mean We're Kicking People Out for You Whitey <3
