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Cute DIY Mason Jars for Bottling Up Internalized Misogyny
The About Me Section On Every Self-Proclaimed "Rising Comic's" Website
X is a rising NYC comic hailing all the way from Des Moines, Iowa! X has been described as 'irreverently niche alt' and 'god-like in her...
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I Punched a Girl in the Face Because She Said She Was More ‘Lady Bird’ Than Me Which Was Pretty ‘Lady Bird’ If You Ask Me (OPINION) I...
Things I Learned from Sober January
Maybe alcohol never really was the reason my life was such a mess...
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How Many Face Masks Does it Take to Cover Your Social Anxiety? We Find Out
First All-Hands Meeting At The Playboy Mansion After it is Acquired by Buzzfeed
I’m here to talk to you about some of the big changes happening around our newest office, which will now formally be referred to as “You Won
GOT Season 7—Final Scene, Reimagined In The 21st Century
Jon knocked on Dany’s door, potted succulent in hand. “A good gift,” he thought. He patted himself on the back through his freshly...
Eulogy for Millennial
Millennial (18-34, ripe for market research) October 28th, 1995—September 1st, 2017 (Scorpio rising, Capricorn Moon) CAUSE OF DEATH:...
Purchasable, Untapped Book Titles for Millennials
Is Everyone Getting Jobs Without Me?
Things People Say that they Think You've Never Heard Before
Here are some things you’ve probably heard a very smug and annoying person say, while thinking they are very special and unique for...
The 5 People You Meet in a Hostel
1. The guy who walks in with a guitar, fully encased, in his sunburnt arms, which are poking out of his Quicksilver tanktop. He has no...
Things You Want Your Male Partner to Say Vs. What He Actually Says
WANT: I pick up on all your little mannerisms! You're so cute when you scrunch up your nose when you're mad. REALITY: I saw you banging...
Lessons Learned from an Almost Graduate who's Learned Almost Nothing
Some bits of wisdom from a girl who's not qualified to give any: You'll forget the parties, the hookups, the uber rides, and the exams....
Dating with IBS
Boy: U shud come over 2nite ;) Me: Do you have low fodmap (fermentable oligosaccharides, disaccharides, monosaccharide and polyols)...
Things I do to Pretend the World's Not Ending
Some tips and tricks to distract you for the next 4(to 8) years! Eat a banana, peel and everything. The texture will confuse you, and...
